He’s quite a catch… from his on-trend beard, kindness and high-spirited personality, Santa is a pretty all around epic guy.
So in the unlikely event you ever get to meet the man himself (because he knows when you’re awake) and missus Claus runs off with an elf it might be worth adding a date to your wish list rather than Ryan Gosling.
Here’s why…
1. Santa has a whole 364
days to devote just to you
2. He’s an animal lover
3. He’s extremely
reliable
4. Santa isn’t shy about
giving gifts – something every man can learn from
5. He’s good with
children - Santa is one of the rare adults that children actually want to meet
6. Your family would
love him. He’d arrive prompt bearing gifts, via the chimney singing a merry
tune – now who wouldn’t love that?
7. He has a party trick; 'I didn't get the shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly'
8. You’ll go on
fantastic holidays - a trip to the North Pole anyone?
9. Santa will always be
there to look after you. Despite an over active interest in mince pies and
sherry, Santa is immune to all illness. It’s a fact, he’s immortal.
10. He has a pretty
impressive set of hooves, move over James Bond’s underwater car or the ‘Back to
the Future’ DeLorean Santa has a sleigh!? With a top speed of 650 miles per
second he’d never be late either.
While you wait why don’t you fine an equally festive jumper wearing cracker with Flirtify?
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